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# you really do have a new CD on A Klass Records records stating somekind of revenge (AK05 Knars Revenge). but against who ? canadas wimpy sports codes perhaps ?

its a revenge for all red and yellow cards i was dished out while playing full contact lawn bowling. it really can get to be a vicious sport. but the ref never seems to give a fair game to all players... sports are all politics these days..

hot body of the week Knar says "Kids, dont do drugs and be good"

#Hearing of the fakecore movement initially in Australia, you were the obvious king of the Canadian double routes. What's the key to getting the defense to bite at that first fake?

its all in the eyes... to really get them to go for it you have to have to
put yourself 100% into the role of a man or womons who would make that
play. the second that you yourself almost believe its the best idea you
fake em. otherwise they never bite.
 

#Is the tight end really the quarterback's safety blanket?
most of the time they end up dating.. ermmm..in a purley hetero way..
(cough cough)

#You definitely seem to fit in that mold of the new athletic tight end. Who would you compare your skills to as a tight end?    
i learned all i know about table tennis from my grandfather in his garage.
my grandmother used to bring us koolaid but sometimes we would lock the
door so we could really concentrate on the game. i would say my stratagies
are very similar to his in many ways. tho i still like to add my own
variations on my game.

#What is sports really selling to us ?
shoes.  shoes and playstation games

#Do the same extreme sports that "really separate the men from the boys" also separate the women from the girls ?
definetly.. a lot of sports that have been very male oriented are shifting
to allow for women to compete. in some cases women are becoming very
prolific if the area of extreme sport. often more for their ability to
compete than sex appeal. this trend is very positive for sports in
general. these games arent just for men anymore. i think we all can learn
alot from such atheletes as tubgirl, aurora snow, aria giovanni, and of
course sylvia saint.

#This one is stupid, but is listening to Knar an EXTREME sport in itself? (there i asked it. okay?)
i would say yes.... however there are no winners

# Can you lose a contact lens inside yr head forever?
funny you should ask. a few months ago out of curiosity i tried on one of
my girlfreinds conctacts. it made me dizzy for a few minute and really
confused my brain. for some reason, possible it was made for a different
eyeball size or brain magnetism, it slid to the side and dissapeared in my
eye socket.. it was a real panic. me and my girlfreind worked on getting
it our for at least 45 minutes. lucky we caught it quick or i firmly
belive it would have been in my brain by lunch time.
 

#After a two year long study, an American Science Survey announced the following results on corporate North America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
so, Why do men have nipples ?
in the event of a gender reassignment men can take hormone therepy to
develope breasts just like a womans. with out these pre-existing nipples a
man would have to have them created surgicly. they also help us relate to
women.. on cold days they become firm and a rough shirt can chafe them.
also its a little known fact that they emit radio waves. they add to our
body's symetrical design. and of course what else on our chest would we
peirce?

# in a same sex high school, you really only had three groups or people; sports jocks, nerds, musicians. who beat you up ?
i was genarally ignored by all three groups. they quickly recognised my ability to juggle ford windstars as a sign i should be left alone

#dying and sports go hand in hand really. moutain climbing, dare devil motor cycles circle pits of death, obstacle golf etc etc. what code would you die for ?
death lurks around every corner in the life of an athelete. you have to
learn to stare it in the eyes everyday and say "i will not slow down" or
you will never have a good nights rest. death is a part of life. and in an
extreme life you have to expect an extreme death. i prepare myself for
this every second of my extreme existence.

# are snuff movies an extreme sport? do they need a soundtrack ?
only when baseball bats or golf clubs are involved. i prefure to mute them
and listen to my own music.

# is it really a game of two halves, or is that just an excuse ?
anything can be segmented. some say its a game of four quarters. but im a
purist. i belive its all or nothing.
 

# Sports Sports Sports ! after a big game im so strung out i cant sleep. the stress, the tension, my nerves are like barbed wire pulled out of garden hose.  All i want to do is hospitalize my partner. what can I do ? what can I do ? do i have to stop watching the game ? knar help me !
your not alone. i too had this problem. after going through several girls.
i discovered primal scream therepy. after a good 2 hour session or
screaming at the top of my lungs and punching the wall, followed by a
short cry in the shower. im back to my regular self.
 

# wrestling !! men, tights spandex leotards, fancy names, sweat ! action ! wrestling fun ! openly gay or covertly poo punching we still love the meat sandwiches they prepare. whats yr favourite hold ?
i like to get down a dirty.. i go for the cervix throttle. then reverse it
into a full nelson. ive been known to get carried away and bite too.


 

www.knar.aklass.org

 
Knars Revenge
AK05
A KLASS RECORDS

"Fruityness towards the end can be explained by the korean girl who wrote that stuff with me....
IM ALL MAN I SWEAR!!!"

KNAR

Let Fly(as Tub Girl)
CARD17
HERE'S MY CARD RECORDS

"The more i hear this the more i want a bath too"

sixpointseven

 BEEZLE ROND KIPS
AKL09
A KLASS RECORDS

oh yes ! by far the best of the A Klass Limited series to date. one you might play while driving through the english countryside with the Queen, being dragged 8Metres behind on a chain. Or perhaps as an intro to a childrens playshool hour, with satan. The album comprises of some really lovely and seamless styled atmospheric textures, layer after layer of dense but casually lofty cloud-like synths. thunder strikes the clouds go black, a deluge of rain comes in big fat drops.

MCslypussy

 Hollie (Live Dec 99)
The Psychology of Asian Porn
Knar 5000

DHRCD33
DIGITAL HARDCORE RECORDINGS

"These three jam-packed discs feature 35 of those artists in 66 tracks of harshness in the typically darkcore Digital Hardcore Recordings fashion. Features The Shizit, Ronin, Kaar, Schizoid, Dummy Plug Conspiracy, Edgey, plus 29 others. And according to Empire, this compilation is "just the tip of the iceberg"! Fucking great."
ED: they said Kaar.... tee hee

Aquarius

 Rock My Dysfunction
SDR03
SEVERED DIGIT RECORDINGS

Good luck if you can find this release. And if you can.... i recommend track 9.

sixpointseven

 Neo Industrial Zombie
DTRASH23
DTRASH

Forget the name for just a minute and remember it was 2002. SUPER Breaks, UBER Drum n Bass. resist stuff.

SIXPOINTSEVEN

 Knar Live Somewhere
GOD62
GOD REKIDZ

A mysterious live european recording featuring our sporting super star KNAR. Listen to Live Buzz tracker, Reality has never been so convincing !

sixpointseven

KNAR says "Kids, stay in School"

The following tracks are from Knar's albums
"Beezle Rond Kips" (AKL09) and
"Knar's Revenge" (AK05)

 AKL09 - Spring Cleaning

AKL09 - You and the Drab People

AK05 - Brennan Hart

"Save yr strength boy, you're gonna need it in prison."   Are you sick off hearing this ?     We aren't.

send us in yr amusing big house stories and poetry and let others liven up any dinner parties regaling a sparkling and witty prison haiku.