# You were to be the first podiean hot body ! so break it
down for the anti-podiean breakcore massive. My first question must simply
be, what the hell is wrong with you guys up here?
You know the type of people who try to disguise
that they are really boring people by manufacturing a persona for themselves
that is crazy and wacky. And at every given moment they need to re-inforce
their crazy and interesting personality because lest we learn they are in
fact accountants during the day. Its really not hard to see through these
people because unlike really crazy people, the police never get involved.
Then there are people who manufacture a crazy and wacky personality to cover
up that they are bonafide psychopaths. They use a predictable wacky persona
to hide from the world that they are mentally deranged delussional psychos
luring people into working with them. I think people can draw their own
conclusions as I am not one to publicly drag someone's name through the mud
getting their nice white shirt all dirty. I might pay for their dry cleaning
but it doesn't change the fact that I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCK FACE!!!
BOOYAKAKA!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
(ED: for those of you avid readers of "Hot
body of the Week" in the southern hemisphere apparently he is referring to
some goose called....)
# you must have noticed the internet is just fuckin ace. Where would tub
girl be without the internet ?
I read a story once where a boy and his
friend discovered a box of pornography in his grandfather's room after he
dies. They find a picture of a woman with the feet of a duck sticking out of
her ass while a men sits in a tree and eats an apple. Now I was never quite
sure of the biblical reference of the picture but if the internet never
existed I am sure Japanese girls would still be shooting orange juice enemas
and eels and various other 'shit' out of their asses and it all would be
archived in the shoeboxes under beds around the world. I do believe that
furry art would probably not exist without the internet. I doubt some
frustrated person out there would ever realize that their sexual fetish is
so far beyond the plausible they need to represent themselves as a
anthropromorphic fox with a huge erect penis with giant pulsating veins
having sex with an anthropromorphic badger with large silicon badger tits.
Without a community to support something of that degree, I can't see some
closet furry thinking this shit up on their own.
# In general, would you say that free downloading on the Internet has helped
your further yr career as a breakcore icon and HMCR + SMERK ;/ label-meister?
If Internet Breakcore Icon was an actual
career, I'd probably be moderately well off. Middle class, 2 cars and can
take a vacation every summer to some exotic destination. Unfortunately this
is not the case, as Breakcore to most people is utter shit noise. I have
benefited from free downloading and the internet in other ways. If you
define a career in a "money can buy you books but not knowledge" kinda of
way, than free downloading and the internet has definitely furthered my
career. For instance, I meet people on a regular basis that mistake me for
Dj Skeetah, resulting in sometimes hilarious conversations
[soulseek person] are you skeeter?
[skeeter] maybe
*many minutes pass*
[soulseek person] how are you not skeeter? your name is skeeter
[skeeter] i am not dj skeetah
[soulseek person] how are you not dj skeetah
[skeeter] im not dj skeetah of deathchant fame, im skeeter
*more minutes pass*
[soulseek person] you are skeeter
[skeeter] yup, but not skeetah
*even more minutes pass*
[soulseek person] you are not skeetah?
[skeeter] yup
Small things like that have greatly enriched
my life and I have the internet to thank for it.

# If someone put a digital copy of yr music on the Internet without your
permission, would this bother you?
I have said previously on this very topic
that I wouldn't care if someone bootlegged my music and sold it on the
corner. Now, I doubt anyone would because bootlegging my music would be
financially stupid. There is nothing to gain from it. Bootleggers and
pirates are going to bootleg/pirate some much better and more famous artists
long before me. It is something I haven't really had to dwell on. If a
person wants to redistribute my music, granted I'd be somewhat annoyed if it
were a cd I personally funded, but I would be oddly flattered because it
shows that someone likes my music enough to want to take the time to
redistribute it.
# Would it still bother you if it were some incredibly popular breakcore
artist put it on their site, crediting you, but without the said permission?
If it is an artist I respect and they
were not hosting my song to make fun of it (HAHAHA listen to this shitty
piece of monkey feces) then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

# Do copyright laws do more to protect those who sell breakcore than to
protect the breakcore artists themselves?
Generally, copyrights protect the people
who own the music over the people make the music. In a traditional setting
of a record label and musician, copyright favours the record label. Music is
fluidic and works best in colloboration. Even if the musician is working
alone, he/she still draws from a vast wealth of previous music that helps
shape their composition. Unfortunately the fluid nature of music doesn't
really work well with the concrete nature of copyright law. Because one is
law and the other is magic of the pixies, the courts tend to favour the
copyright and their holders. With breakcore, it is not a problem because the
copyrights (or lack of) remain with the artist any legal decision would
favour the artist. The people who are selling breakcore are the people who
are making breakcore, so I don't really understand your question.
# Do copyright laws unfairly limit public access to breakcore ?
That's a stupid question. Breakcore
limits public access to breakcore. The music is loud and obnoxious, and
the 'scene' consists of 16 year olds talking about homosexuality in chat
rooms. SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!! SIGN ME UP!!! WOO!!!
# Current technology makes it possible to “copy-protect” digital forms of
music such as CDs, DVDs and audio files so that unauthorized copies cant be
made. If you had the choice, would you want your music to be copy-protected
so that digital copies could not be made without your permission?
The pirates will be always a few steps
ahead of any new fangled piracy deterent. I'd only use that technology if I
wanted people to pirate my music. The best way to limit piracy is give away
your music for free. The pirates have to prioritize their piracy and they'd
pirate copywritten music before they pirate free music.
# Some people intentionally break or disable the copy protection mechanism
on the CDs and DVDs they purchase. Who, When, Why and especially How is it appropriate do so ?
The idea that you have limited access to
a product which you purchased is infuriating. Rather than honouring the
people who are actually buying the cds, the record labels are effectively
putting a baby harness on the buyer because the label does not trust them to
run off and make lots of copies. If I was unable to listen to a copy
protected cd which I purchased because I don't own a cd player and listen to
cds on my computer and they are unreadable on computers I would be pretty
pissed off. As far as I know, you can make personal copies of audio/video
which you own. Copy protecting cds prevents the buyer from making personal
copies. In my opinion, intentionally disabling copyprotection to have
complete access to a product which was purchased is justified and fair.
# Clomipramine, a prescription anti-depressant that had an unexpected side
effect of causing some people to have an orgasm when they yawned has now
been taken off the market. come on,, How many of these pills would you take
at a kid606 gig ?
I think I'd save the trouble and stay
home and jack off.
# MONEY is also just about one the most fuckin ace things ever invented. its
everywhere, its paper, plastic, metal even electricity. But does it matter ?
Actually I disagree. Capitalism is
perhaps the worse fucken thing ever. Capitalism has helped to create a
social mentality of nowness based on this false idea of natural economics
that is in direct odds with the well being of people(especially the poor)
and the environment. A mentality that dictates that a buck now is better
than a buck later. Judging by the actions of numerous corporations,
Capitalism has influenced the actions of these corporations to a point of
fanaticism in the precedence of the bottom line above all else. Which is
leaving everything else in its wake. Destroying communities, people, the
environment, etc etc. Capitalism has had a great impact on those who sell,
but almost more so ! on those who buy. Consumerism is stupid, is anything
that would foster a riot at a department store because they are out of stock
of Tickle Me Elmo dolls worhwhile? I'd be even so bold to argue that
'diseases' such as OCD or ADD are products of Capitalism. Sorry mate, but
Capitalism sucks.
(ED: well i see yr point of view, and raise it by a buck, right now)
# Okay, so if a boy is closer to filthy than filthy rich... turn on ?
I guess it depends on if I want Hepatitis
A or B.

# Would you buy an apple iPod today if you had the money to do so ?
I think I'd rather build my own mp3
player from some dodgey plans purchased over the internet.
# How many iPod is enough for one person?
I have no idea.
# Good old fashioned Porno films shown to the adult Giant Pandas encourage
these damn bears to mate. theres something strange about getting turned on
by another species getting it on. maybe... but what if yr a gay panda ? the
question here is would you, if you could, prefer to watch gay or straight
giant panda porn to mate by?
I think everyone who saw Planet of the Apes was
kinda hoping that Charlton Heston was gonna get it on with Kim Hunter or
Marky Mark with Helena Bonham Carter. Microcosmos was a big hit and it
featured lots of bug sex. In fact, all movies that feature bugs; the bugs
are naked. Bug porn is much bigger than anyone is obviously willing to
admit.
(ED: and i thought you were just one serious dudeasaurus)
skeeter.aklass.org
Skeeters Curry Tofu Scamble
1 packet of extra firm tofu
325 ml soy milk
1 chilli (finely chopped)
40 ml curry powder
1 cooking onion (diced)
2 cloves of garlic (diced)
25 ml oil
1 tomato (chopped)
15 ml soy sauce
salt and pepper
1. Combine Curry powder, Soy Sauce, Garlic, Chillis in a mixing bowl. Mix
ingredients together to form a Paste. Add the Soy Milk and mix until all
ingredients are evenly blended (no lumps)
2. Drain the Tofu and Squeeze out as much water as possible with a cloth or
paper towel. Crumble the Tofu with your hands into the mixing bowl with the
other ingredients. Mix the Tofu with the other ingredients until the tofu is
covered in the sauce.
3. In a Fry pan, heat the Oil on High. Add the contents of the bowl to the
fry pan.
4. Make sure to stir often and let the excess liquid reduce.
5. Once most of the excess liquid is reduced add the Onions and continuing
cooking until all the liquid has been absorbed.
6. Remove from heat and add the Tomatos, and Salt and Pepper
7. Serve
Serves about 2-4 people
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