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The world is changing. Nerds are our new masters. Long gone is Hercules Return. The Muscles of Men are now here but to titillate. Brains are the new the Biceps. Can nerds make a difference or are we still flying head long into wheelsfalloff?

Skully / Wheelsfalloff \
half of the SokuSeki men

"it dont get more ghetto than this" WHEELSFALLOFF - DOORBITCH

 

#why soku-seki men ? whats the angle ?
adj 1: of an angle; between 90 and 180 degrees [ant:
acute] 2: of a leaf shape; rounded at the apex 3:
lacking in insight or discernment; "too obtuse to
grasp the implications of his behavior"; "a purblind
oligarchy that flatly refused to see that history was
condemning it to the dustbin"- Jasper Griffin [syn:
purblind] 4: slow to learn or understand; lacking
intellectual acuity; "so dense he never understands
anything I say to him"; "never met anyone quite so
dim"; "although dull at classical learning, at
mathematics he was uncommonly quick"- Thackeray; "dumb
officials make some really dumb decisions"; "he was
either normally stupid or being deliberately obtuse";
"worked with the slow students"

#For those that don t know you are studying jewelry making. 
do you see any relationship between music and jewelry?
save for flava flav clock neck chains, and solid gold albums.
i mean, is there an harmonic resonance of diamonds?
musically conductive properties of 99% pure micronized silver?
or a brooch that plays beethovens 9th like a polyphonic ring tone?
Diamonds?Wouldnt have a clue...Im more partial downing a stealth bomber with my glove-gun and feasting on the resulting scattered smatters of exotic alloys,circiutry and bone
for my work...dont get me wrong Gems have their place...
probably still in the ground.
#have you considered combining of these two art forms ? As part of a "conceptual"-social-commentary-free-
form-art-wank explosion phase i went through,based
on my reasearch into popular music being used
as torture and opression, I made a miniature Titanium
schandmaske (torture mask) with copper coil inside it..
the coil was connected to a headphone jack and
then suspended it in front of a speaker magnet...
as audio signal was run through the mask...it twitched
and convoulsed...what a load of shit .
#you play a fair amount of online sniper based counter-strike,
do you have any ambition towards politics?
No its purley to live out a reality thet I am legally forbidden to in this world...I imagine my opponents as generally happily,well adjusted people...only with thier heads blown off...sure beats online dating. #Nerds serve two masters. They want to be popular, certainly,
but they want even more to be smart. And then there are war
nerds. are you a war nerd ?
I was brought up on Air-Force bases,went to numerous schools...as a result,I did pretty shit in school...in this case I would say that the term "War nerd" is an oxymoron... one of my earliest memories was being locked out of kindergarten for not coming back into the classroom in time.(we were playing G-Force and evryone would always be Mark,Princess or the other guy ...I didnt want to be the other,other fat guy so I would piss them all of by being the "Phoenix"...they used to say "you cant be the phoenix",but I think they were just jealous) #Do Americans know enough about the rest of the world to
successfully run a modern day empire?
They dont have to know anything about the rest of the world if theyre just going to blow the crap out of it...one things for sure,they somehow know how to humiliate muslims...wierd. Any government that doses up its F16 fighter pilots on Dex-amphetamines is on the right track to world domination.

#im sure it could go either way, do you feel more aligned to 
Rambo or Scott Baio ?
Rambo...Scott is a member of Young Americans For Freedom,check out http://www.yaf.com/ if you need convincing just how fucked in the head these people are. Sure Rambo didnt appear too bright,talked like a drunken 50cent, but i believe his heart was in the right place.

#What is your discipline policy?
A bowl of muesli?

#Give me a specific occasion in which you conformed to a policy 
with which you did not agree.
My very first job was collecting trolleys for a supermarket...they made me wear a YELLOW jumper,that was fucked up,I took my revenge by inavertantley damaging scores of cars in the parking lot,and was subsequently fired after two weeks for telling a customer to "pack her own dam bags". # Most pleasurable sound in the world today ? A moo cows moo

#a man takes three lefts to get home and when he arrives two 
men in masks are waiting for him. who is he?
A guy with a gimp fetish?

#How do you rate your live performance ability?
I can do a mean air-laptop performance...but things
are definetly more subdued scince the days of
Sokusekis compensation for lack of technical aptitude
via Twister,Sampler Bingo,Tape Cricket and
knife-weilding- doll-stabbing-noodle-splattering.

#What s yr favorite gadget/instrument?
My vintage belt-driven Dentist drill with contra-angle
handpiece and assorted burrs...Ill do ya bling pegs
real cheap!

#Whos yr favourite child actress?
Liz from Degrassi Junior High?
# hate the game not the playa. Ipods are cool. We can learn 
from metro-sexuals. ?
Yes we can learn that manny man blokey blokes should not wear pink,care about personal appearance or wear t-shirts with stencils that appear to have been designed and applied by a malfunctioning sweat shop employee. #Who Needs a Record Deal? you can never sign enough dead people...Its amazing the way technology can sell a corpse theese days.
(ED: e.g one of my fav sites girlsandcorpses.com)
#Yr son is young. However, childrens movies, youth orientated
product placement, sugary cereals, with young peoples role
models like (the ironically indecently named band) high5 and
(corporate bigwigs) the wiggles not to forget the overwhelmingly
strong correlation between being smart and being a nerd, and an
even stronger inverse correlation between being a nerd and being popular. Do you feel your experiences, or music message
can actually help tays* to grow up as an individual ?
I learn from my kid more than I could ever teach him. I used to think that there was no worry that couldnt be taken away by a tickle or a stupid face,but increasingly it breaks my heart to watch him come up against these kind of problems knowing that theres nothing you can say or do to console them...and that its something only he can deal with...From the moment he came into this world,Ive always offered him an education of music,because it was the only thing that helped me through the same problems.
 

 

 

2003          CD
 soku-seki men SOSUEUS
LO FI KILLERS

A REAL ALBUM, NOT JUST A COLLECTION OF SONGS - W/ CONGRUENT NARRATIVE

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2005         12inch
 wheelsfalloff vs idiotlust
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ava listen to this Live Soku-Seki Men gig !! recorded live Novemeber 2003 in Sydney

 

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sokuseki mens SOSUEUS review by
ALEX KELLY

Sokuseki-Men, (which, if Google serves me correctly, means pickled men) hail from Hobart and have just released their first album Sosueus: a mash of samples, rants, choppy tones and beats. I cant tell you too much about the artists, other than that they seem to be a pretty cheeky bunch and that theyve assembled a random and engaging record. Industrial beats chop up a range of cuts, from old film quotes to Michael Jackson, Deee-Lite and Criss Cross samples. Leaaane mixes Cyndi Laupers sweet and innocent Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with some crunchy beats and drunken slurs. Other tunes, such as Eye Talk, are more sombre, with what sounds like samples from some 60s sci-fi flick and more ethereal background tones. Go Aussie! combines a racing guitar track, fast beats, a butchered Baby Elephant Waltz and some disturbed screaming. While many glitchy and sample-based works can be a bit grating to listen to after the initial amusement and curiosity wears off, Sokuseki-Men manage to make Sosueus an interesting, twisted, experimental and happily listen-able record.

 

 

   
   
   
   
   
   

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