#I was in the movie Mob Boss, which came out in 1990. If you can find
it, you should definitely see it! Morgan Fairchild was actually very shy.
She would eat lunch apart from the rest of the cast. One day she invited
me into her dressing room to talk, and you know how guys are. Theyre all
like Oh wow, I’m going to get laid now!!! (laughs) So I’m thinking I’m
going to have sex with Morgan Fairchild and it’s all so surreal. You know
how guys think like that. But we just talked and became friends and she
told me really great stories. You know, this is great trivia: She was a
stand-in in Bonnie & Clyde. And Warren Beatty made a pass on her and she
was like 16 years old at the time! my question... Brains ????????
-it sounds fruity but what does it friggin mean ?



#when is it inappropriate to say brains ?

It is generally only appropriate to say brains while talking, either to
humans or cats. Saying Brains to a rabbit is futile!!
Depending on the person speaking, their socio economic status, and their
underground reputation, it can conceivably be acceptable to say Brains to
everyone on the dance floor using maaaad psychic skills.


#New Zealand; eco-friendly, politically miles ahead of australia, full of
useless nihilist goths, scrumpy drinking pot head punks, deep fried mars
bars eatin poppy seed spewing weirdo family starters, sceney drum n bass
fuks and U.S hip hop wannabe rappers. Where do you fit in ?

Just to clear things up - NZ is NOT full of Goths! In fact, I think all of
NZs Goths are actually overseas and just pretend they live here in their
forum postings (for credibility).
I do not fit in, it makes me sad! I cry! Forever on the verge of leaving
this place, always complaining about the lack of a super cool underground
scene, but simultaneously exploiting the isolation and using it as an excuse
to do jack shit! On another almost related note - I do not smell like
Rotorua!

#International research, phone and internet related consumer surveys and
great leaps forward in data collection technology has proven beyond any
shadow of a doubt that breakcore is listened to predominantly by white
males. Do you feel you still have to prove yrself or yr gender in the
male-dominated breakcore genre?

Heck no! Im so hardcore and underground! I even went back to using dial up
innernet because Im so godamned hardcore!!  The proof is in the breakcore
pudding!! Yay me!!! Gender isnt an issue, since no one in NZ likes
breakcore. Not even Goths, who are without gender anyway!

#You may have 2 feet but do you own your own power drill?

Im deeply offended by this question.
Of course I have my own drill, I make stuff! I can even use it as a saw!!
(because I am so hardcore)
I grew up around power drills, we even had a drill press at home, how many
other breakcore wannabees can claim that!

#Youve had my fender jazz bass for like 5 years or more now, you fuckin
snapped the neck and tried to convince me i gave it to you in payment for
a lathe cut 7inch Anti-Kati rekid. you can reply if you want but there is
no question here.

Ill reply anyway, I like words!
I know not who broke the neck of the aforementioned bass, the ownership of
which I will not discuss. Its a cheap bass anyway, it was always broken,
you just didnt notice because ummmm, because yr not very hardcore!
Keep in mind that I paid for the covers, and since I was naive, I paid too
much, but its a pretty record!

#So is it this combination of feet, drills and broken bass guitar that
allows you to make yr kind of handicapped-esque white noise oriented kak
fueled nonsense 2 step drill and bass ?

Roughly, yes! Although the feet seldom come into play, due to the fact that
Im very skinny (and white) and so I have poor circulation and my feet stay
very still. Thats also half the reason why I cant dance.
When it comes to equipment, if it aint broke, break it! I also tend to
cross my legs while pushing buttons, and so I get major pins and needles,
which sometimes can inspire me to stand up and stop the button pushing, or
even to accidentally fall over onto equipment, creating mad breaks and or
noise. Etc! And also, brains!

#One of yr labels, God Rekidz, motto is Quality over Quantity over Quality.
 the style is releasing absolutely anything and everything,
promoting it as the cats pjamas stickytaped to the bees knees on the hood
of a cadillac, and offering every release as unlimited international free 
downloads.  you ARE destroying music around the world. 
how do you feel about this ?

Ive always felt that if it aint broken, break it! Internationally its
common knowledge that music is broken, and has always been. So if anything,
GOD Rekidz is fixing music. Also, FYI GOD Rekidz is not my label, its run
by the collective conscious, hence its recent explosion as the CORE
musicians disperse throughout the world, strengthening the networks!

Music has and always will be free, but fortunately/unfortunately the medium
is generally not. As you know, almost every GOD release exists in the
physical world as well as in the digital realm, so if someone unsuspecting
stumbles across a GOD cd/tape/vcd/dvd/md/record/video somewhere, they will
learn the truth!!! The medium is not the product!! Even if its a really
really pretty product, its still irrelevant! 
I also openly acknowledge the paradox that exists (only in a few GOD
releases) whereby the product/medium is super pretty but the music is not
quite so pretty.

 Its like playing pokemon on the gameboy!! Sure yr Pikachu is level 66, and
it makes great noises, which you can actually hear, but he wont hump yr leg
or wee on the washing! What am I saying? Dont ask me! 
In conclusion, BRAINS!! Oh, and pikachu! YAY!

#In retrospect, was the beard a good idea?

The beard is never an idea! Its just one of those things that happens,
especially if yr really really hardcore, like me.
But yes, my beard is, was, and always will be, good. Over the years it may
come and go, but it will always be good, but never an idea.
Beards are only an idea if someone else has them, because theyre copying
me! Copying me requires thought, ie an idea. Although I personally do have a
lot of ideas, none of them involve hair. Except for the plan to arrange my
hair on the shower floor as artwork for a cd cover. No cunt can steal that
idea!! Fuckin bastards!!!! Ps. I am hardcore!!
Back to the beard part of yr idea, I probably should not wear a beard, due
to my amazing good looks, but since the beard was never an idea, I have no
choice. The beard wears me.

# pout
v. pouted, pouting, pouts 
v. intr.

1. To exhibit displeasure or disappointment; sulk
2. To protrude the lips in an expression of displeasure or sulkiness

- the breakcore pout; who has it, who wants its, what does it mean ?

Only a select few can strike the full breakcore pose!!!!
The best breakcore pose I ever saw was struck by Hakaider! For a fully
effective pose you must be fully tattooed and have a martial arts & metal
background, it really was something! Since then, Ive seen many try, notable
mentions go to; MC Slypussy, Audioslut, Skeeter, Toecutter etc etc, but none
have the background and experience required to fully strike the pose.
If you see me in the club, and think Im trying to strike the pose, Im
probably wasted and in the process of falling over.
I admit that I would be a great poser, if I tried harder, but I have trouble
knowing when people are looking at me. My problem is the timing! But Im
still hardcore!!!

#Why is it that K5K gets absolutely no respect from Satan ?

Ah fuck him, he just doesnt get me! He thinks my name is some reference to
some dude who owes him money from back when he used to hang with GOD et al.
Dont get me wrong, I aint got no beef with Satan, mad props to him and
his, but if he talks shit around here he better watch his back. Where my
cats at!!! Brains! BRAINS!! Ps. I am hardcore!

#What character do you play in LoTR role playing?

Call me an ego-maniac, but I always play as ASLAN!!!!!! 
Sometimes I play as Pikachu, but hes not quite as versatile or hardcore.
And his electric attacks dont work so well against the stoney critters.

#Yr Label A KLASS records is 5 years old, yr other label God Rekidz
and band Anti-Kati are on the verge of hitting 10. Should the age of
consent law allow for cicumstances where multiple ages added together
equal the govt sanctioned age of consent ?

How topical! While Im totally for numbers in general, Im heavily opposed
to the adding of numbers, especially when the intent of the addition is to
exploit or overcome government restrictions. These restrictions are in place
for a reason people!!!!! Just because you have a lot of numbers doesnt mean
you can go adding them all up!! Thats NOT hardcore!! Thats just cheating!
Numbers are static, to ever try and change them is just completely
ridiculous, I strongly feel that people that change or flaunt numbers are
just poser wannabees. Of course there can be situations where theres no
choice but to mess with the numbers, but doing so would always require a lot
of convincing and explaining.

#What is the best way to remove a long standing band member from 
a 2 piece duo without violence or threat of violence?

I think you need to remember this; There is no good without bad, no bad
without good. Theoretically, a two piece can only ever be dissolved, unless
a death occurs. If however, it was a three piece, a member could be removed
and the groups integrity could remain. 
Purely from a speculative point of view, what if one member tried to remove
the other and it brought everything crashing down? Leaving nothing for
anyone! Its the delicate balance of good and bad that keeps it all running
smoothly, the positive and the negative, the decepticons and the autobots,
salt and pepper, tomato sauce and mustard, cops and robbers, New Zealand and
Australia. 

#So what would K5K do ?

That is a good question!!!

First you have to ask yourself, who is k5k?

Pondering the WHAT part of the question...

K5k would most likely roll up a butt plug, plug in all the equipment
backwards, push all the buttons at once, and scream BRAINS!!!! Whilst
unknowingly striking the greatest breakcore pose of all time. Then he'd kick
out the muthafukkin power plugs, fuckin up the recording.