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killjoy:
MetroHero?
Truth be told the breakcore scene is becoming more and more fashionable. to the point where Sytsem:Corrupt t-shirts are used to promote the Australian Olympic Hockey team. Is main$tream culture becoming a part of killjoys image or is his image becoming part of main$treams culture ?
Carl Killjoy expresses some kind of new age minimal metro stare
#Killjoy,, hmmm,,, i have a good friend called Joy, is there bad blood between you and somebody called Joy? I know my band, Anti-Kati, was a result of timewasting between me and k5k in an english class and had absolutely nothing to do with anyone called Kati. so whats the deal with yr name !?
Picked
up the name back in the 'nam...
Anyway, got nothin' against your friend Joy
(she's a babe).
#Do you attend church regularly?
no, but once i threw a vegan through a stained-glass window.
#If it rained breakcore, what would grow?
my interest in folk music? ...silly question.
#Is it necessary to be wearing a suit jacket to insure formal offers made to associates ?
yes.
# People sometimes refer to you as lamb-dressed-as-mutton-dressed-as-lamb. Are you vegetarian ?
get a Chiko Roll up ya.
#TV has gone fruity for male narcissism, is yr personal image a result of television or is this co-incidential ?
its no coincidence man.
Kiljoy's
wholesome attitude & warm personality were originally purchased from Channel
10's "The Biggest Loser" for $9.95
#Part of the reason for the popularity of "Queer Eye" may be that it reassures the audience that the "queer eye" belongs to queers, rather than to the millions of nongay men at whom metrosexual advertising is aimed. Do you find yourself ever thinking that is a load of horseshit? and the should be a show "Kiljoy eye for the str8 guy"?
I own a KFC in Double Bay & a halfway-house in Mt Druitt, no doubt i'd have the resources etc. to pull off a pretty good "Kiljoy Eye"
# What are your thoughts on the theory that metreo-sexuality is the brainchild of fossil-fuel based companies who wish to blame the deteriation of the environment on the overuse of hair spray rather leaded petrol etc etc ? Do you see any other reasons for the current trend in feaux-masculinity ?
Nah, but once i saw Carson from "Queer Eye" drinking Premium unleaded from the bowser at a B.P. petrol station...do you reckon he's a cyborg?
#Is Nike and Playstation a suitable role model for a young metrosexual ? or should we be looking towards reebok and nintendo ?
Geez, thats a tough
call...they're all companies that i look up to.
....my
dream is for me & channel 7 to co-host a Playstation-sponsored DJ
competition/MC battle to raise money for christian charities.
# Is the male body the final frontier ?
i reckon the final frontier is the shemale dwarf body.
#Its no secret that main$tream and you are good friends, (like biggie and tupac were) that you collaborate on music and perform together (like biggie and tupac) and both come from the blue mountains ghettos (like biggie and tupac). I reckon you guys are destined for a shoot out. what side would you put yr holster on ?
Already had a shootout, ay. Happened a while back. Mic won 'cause he got me in the pancreas, seriously maimed me. Had a good laugh & a VB after.
# What backdrop would best accomodate a kiljoy vs main$tream shoot out ?
mmmm....either Doonside RSL or your mum's house.
# On a completely unrelated topic, What song would you like to have played at yr funeral ?
'Stiffy In McDonald's' (Blood Duster)
# Would main$tream still exist if the media didn't pay attention to him?
Yeah, but he'd be a stock-broker or a terrorist.
#Should I buy stock in Painfree? why or why not?
reckon you should, ay. You get a voucher for a Big Mac ValueMeal + free travel anywhere in the world.
#If I gave you an elephant, where would you hide it?
under Martha Stewart's labia.
# favorite slogan ??
"you can't have manslaughter without laughter"
Killjoy
What was once freely available is now
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Drop Name Records, PFFS/V/04, Release no.8
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Killjoy vs. Main$tream
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