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#Why is pink all the Rage right now ?

im not sure it is, i like it. I think maybe men who like wearing pink think they're like y'know gettin all feminine when they're not really. its just a colour.

# Breakcore, is it merely just a vehicle for crew screwing, trendy boy on boy make out gossip and english style tea bagging ?

ummm,,,, yes. it's rubbish.. breakcore . . . . . . . .what have i done ?. . . . . . . what have i got myself into ? i thought this was a Kerrang interview. . . . . . . . its a vehicle alright.

# Do you prefer violence or violins with yr breakcore?

mmm both, if possible. maybe violence with violins

#i notice its all the rage not only to wear pink but to wear a mask when playing a breakcore set, does wearing a mask protect yr breakcore identity ? i mean yr names are on the flyer, people know it's you - just why ! ?

Probably, alright, might get a bit stage fright. so ya wanna hide behind something. just scared, nerves. i once wore a dog mask playing live, that was fun.
becaues you were shitting it ?

no, i was shittin it, that's not why i wore it. it was just a good dog mask

# Will britney Spears make a good mother?

Yeah... she'll smoke with her. she's always good.

# Who is the DJmiscarriage target market?

Mainly Blacks, um OAP (Old Aged Pensioners),, ummm and, what do you mean.. ummm The dads. All the Dads.

# Christina Aguilera, Make out or make over?

Make out and then make over.

# Are you the type of guy to turn on a girl or the type of guy to turn-on a girl, knowhatimsayin'?

Yeah, i've given a good kickin' to a girl, and then i turn her on

#Which pop voice speaks loudest to you right now?

Garry Glitter

# Where are the Guitar solos?

Down below.

#We are constantly told not to believe the hype. But should we ?

Of course . . . . . . . what ?
  of course?, should we believe the hype or not ?

just of course. believe the hype!

# Stabs - onamatapeia or a metaphor?

onamatapeia

# What is Trendy? Who is Trendy ? Is there a trend in Trendy ?

Trendy,,,, is a smell. Im trendy, yr trendy. No. No way

# You've spent 6 months in Auckland city, New Zealand, could it truly become "Breakcore Island" ?

I hope not. Nah, it should be something else island,,, uh maybe whats that one,,, Fantasy. it should be that.

# Finally, The UK, is there any chance it will cease being a dirty shithole and reinvent itself musically into the Rollicking Gung ho dynamo of the 21st Century "DIRECT FROM THE U.K" JUMP UP MASSIF ?! ?

i don't think so, it's gonna be a shit hole forever.
its alright, it's always re-inventing someit. yeah but, new zealand is also a dirty shit hole

#Do you have any final words for your hotbody fans DJmiscarriage ?

Just don't take it serious.
So what about the KWBB, should we take that serious ?

oh yeah, don't muck about there mate. i er,, i seen people fall over a bit, just passing by y'know in general. yeah, look the other way kinda thing. . . . . . . . ohh, then they fall over, that's bad news

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THE TROUBLE WITH ALL THESE ENGLISH LADS AINT THAT THEY GET NAKED REALLY BLOODY QUICKLY ITS THAT THERE AINT NOUT TO SEE DOWN STAIRS WHEN THEY ARE. WHO'S NEXT !!!!!?!??!!? MAYBE YOU!?