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SHITMAT / WRONG MUSIC /COMPLAINTS DEPT.

# Does everyone deserve respect? Is there such a thing as 'automatic' respect?

fuck off

# Is self-respect the same as pride?

as long as the cheese spread is left on your penis for 8 weeks

# Is Jesus telling us we should be prideful?

,pig trotter

# If you were God’s messenger would you change the message ?

id put it through a vocoder and probably add some swear words

# birds are to bees what breakcore is too ....... ?

belgium

(ED. also accepted would be "booty", "babies" and "brains")

# why do I never do my laundry?

cos your a smelly cunt cuntface

# Now, this is relevant,,, Is internet porn permanent ?

is this interview relevant?
yeah tottaly dickwad

# Do you feel tied down to write "european breakcore"?

yeah its all im about. im all about eurocore to be honest if i had the chance too nosh on doormouse's cock and release countless bad shit that sounds like distorted drum and bass then i wouldent have the right to be involved in the so called 'breakcore scene'. I am all about this . key words in my life are raggasamples and boringgreybeats.

# Is it okay if I ask a stupid question?

youve allready asked 8

# If you were a battery, what would you power?

a circuit bent vibrator

# how can i get random beautiful women to sleep with me immediately for free, with no commitment, no questions asked, all the time?

put out a cd on planet mu (thats the answer you wanted isnt it)

# Don't you think yr latest album on Planet Mu The Lesser Spotted Burberry E.P jumped the shark somewhat ?

wot ya on about mate .. like are you taking the piss? yeah wot you fuckin talkin about, that my coat you got on give it back .. come ere ya cunt .. ohh im a bit fooked fucking hell .. am i getting payed for this innterview? .. you said you'd give ,me £50 like and that pack off cigs .. give it ere you twat .. fookin scratend

 

# is there actually a difference between writing and making breakcore?

is there a difference between puking and throwing up

# Are there any "secret backward messages" in Shitmat songs?

yes if you listen to witness backwards it tells you that all it was made from was an accappella and a congo natty loop

# A shitmat is a hippie-tangle, raggedy mane-like compressed shit stained matted ass hair dreadlock. isn't it ?

you worded it perfectly my friend .. let me say this interview crappy-stupid, ropey shit-like relentless boring pointless ass writen timewaster. isn't it ?

www.wrongmusic.co.uk or just wrong ?

Shitmat is all Man, Goldchains, Sunglasses at night and Breakcore Money

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KEEP YR PORNO NASTINESS TO YOURSELF I HEAR YOU ALL SAY. YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASK CUTTING EDGE, DEEPER QUESTIONS TO OUR BREAKCORE HERO'S AND YOU CHOOSE TO WASTE IT ON STUPIDITY AND HOMOSEXUAL REFERENCES!!!! DON'T LIKE THESE INTERVIEWS ? THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER ?

WELL HOLD YOUR BREATH, BECAUSE THEY MAY JUST GET BETTER AND WITH A LITTLE LUCK BY THE TIME THE NEXT HOT BODY IS OUT I'LL HAVE ONE LESS CRITIC