BREAKCORE GOSSIP : : : :  

THERES MORE TO BREAKCORE THAN MEETS THE EARS

  

BREAKCORE GOSSIP IS EVERYWHERE, IF YOU HAVE COME ACROSS  A JUICY NUGGET OF BREAKCORE RELATED GOSSIP OR WOULD JUST LIKE TO BERATE ME, DEFEND YRSELF OR IMPLICATE ANOTHER I IMPLORE YOU TO CONTACT ME - MCSLYPUSSY@AKLASS.ORG  AND LET YOUR BREAKCORE GOSSIP SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. REMEMBER TRUTH IS ONLY PERCEPTION, FACTS ARE EVERYWHERE  AND ALL THIS BELOW IS ONLY HEARSAY.
WASTE SOME TIME / GET FAMILIAR - OR MARVEL AT MY SUPER IMPRESSIVE DISCOGRAPHY

  

Michael Jackson (DHR) has been writing breakcore under the name Alec Empire for years

  

Jason Forrest, formerly known as Donna Summer runs breakcore label Cock Rock Disco. It's been recently leaked to us that the label should be more aptly titled "Crack Rock Distro" - if you know what we mean. Girls just want to have funds - don't we Donna.

 

Billy KnifeHandChop (Tigerbeat) went on a beserker straight edge rampage and trashed eiterherd's entire house, only stopping when he smashed open a treasured heirloom - eiterherd's only inheritance, a precious snow dome.

 C64's Canadian label Drostik Records is funded directly by campaign contributions from the US Republican party and the Roman Catholic Church. Obviously subverting the underground scene and reclaiming the hearts and minds of Canadian youth

 

Main$tream (painfree) cant handle his drugs and sleeps on the floor at parties. Rumours circulating recently suggest the forthcoming Main$tream diss album by arch-rival DJ arse n'all is entirely funded by painfree and is a publicity stunt. created soley to increase the already notorius name that is Main$tream. That's all good with us though.
More rival gangs / more news !

 

In a move that mirrors many of the first generation breakcore producers, disillusioned artists such as Toecutter, Passenger of Shit and Skeeter to name but a few have been turning their focus away from the squat spaces, beaches and industrial locations and back to House / Techno clubs and Black metal taverns. Its sad to see breakcore move on and yet repeat itself time and again. And even sadder to see the ruined and dischevelled look of decay and self abuse in the eyes of my long time breakcore friends.

 

Mike Paradinas is actually a woman doing a head stand with a monkey sitting on her butt holding a broom handle that hangs out from her pussy. This monkey /  woman / broom handle combination is dressed as the dithering ponce you know from Planet Mu.
FACT !!!!!

 Maladroit (system corrupt) hasn't changed, Rumour has it he's moving back to Epping, Sydney to raise cattle and get back into the dog racing scene.
Go for it !

 

When you reverse and slow down the original Amen break also inverting the waves erasing the actual kicks and snares you are left with the emptiness between the beats. Its at this point you can distinctly hear Goebbels saying "make a big enough Amen and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This is soley because it was Hitler who invented the "Aryran Men"  break.

 DJ rupture (tigerbeat6) + DJ culprit (system corrupt) were an "on again off again item" while Rupture was in Australia in 2002 - finally separated again each lives very separate lives in deffirent countries. Could this just be an intermission, or is this it for the unlikely pair ?

 

Kid 606 (tigerbeat6) was a practising catholic for the first 14 years of his life then the priests lost interest - but he kept the name special name he was given.... kid 606

 

 Passenger of Shit (shitwank) also sleeps at parties

Patric C (audio chocolate) and Carl Crack (DHR) were long time enemies and it is expected that a revenge attack will occur mirroring the tupac and notorius b.i.g fiasco aimed to draw in an American fan base.

 

 Anti-Kati (A Klass) has been rumoured to steal and then sell breaks to minors. Breaks stolen from artists including ALL of the system:corrupt artists, drop the lime, Bong ra, alec empire,  bomb20, schizoid, knar, contra, rebell terract, sickboy, main$tream, passenger of shit, dysphemic, killjoy, the tiger beat collective, all old jungle and uk drum n bass crews and finally the international breakcore affiliation of original breakcore artists. the kids who were sold these breaks then went on to produce music under the names Patric C, ec8or, flex busterman and candy hank to name but a few.
 

D_Trash fat cat and revered for his true to the rules Black Metal diligence Schizoid is rumoured to have a soft spot for girl bands, in particular the Cardigans

 

 Misanthrope (system corrupt) spent his European tour collecting cheeses, and developing new and cunning ways to process them into his side project named Maladroit (system corrupt). AND  if thats not bad enough, its rumoured he knows HTML

 

Supreme Master Skeeter (HMCR/Smerk) sold his soul
(and his ass) to a yoga instructor who promised an
"inner peace" 

 

Knar (A Klass) is a sports fan, and a needle junky. No they aren't steroids are they Knar ?

 

Is that it for feuding rivals "cant do no wrong" Skeeter (HMCR) and "golden boy" MC Proteus. After the release of Card 23 "enteritus" Skeeter seems to cooled his jets and has been rumoured to be looking into the burn out house label founded by "live-in lovers" Ed Flis and Rob Sickmode. 2 tid bits for the price of one there. you heard it here first.

 

 DJ Arse n' All (Black Lotus) is aparently in cahoots with the ATO, IRS, the CIA, the FBI, Russian Mafia and possibly Painfree Found Sound Institute these days.

K5K (A Klass) IS a lying time waster who may or may not live in New Zealand
 

 Rank Sinatra (SY:CO / vvm test records) has a list of foreign contaminants in his hair that's as long as your arm.

 

The following rumours are so debaucherous that I wont name the individuals for fear of my head (which can feel pain).

 
One Melbourne breakcore artist was involved in a drug deal with an undercover cop, the cop seeing a good thing busted the individual and only let them off after a series of shaming indecencies so unfit for human eyes I refuse to describe them here.

 

   Another famous breakcore artist went to LA recently to snort cocaine with the Bloods, then became the centrepiece in a crowded gangbang until the high wore off. Then repeated this procedure until they ran out of money.
Yet another famous VEGAN breakcore artist who I wont name was sighted loading records into their vehicle. I was going to say hello when I noticed that the records were actually winnings from a Meat Raffle.   One female breakcore artist was seen in a Sydney night club recently dancing to a track that dsico claimed to write