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POP STAR ?   POOFTER ?  AUSSIE LEGEND ?

Upon returning to Sydney from his 2004 European (Winter) tour I had the opportunity to watch a back to back to back set with performance at the Hollywood hotel Saturday 24/4/4 night with (hot body of the week) Maladroit + GPFS media mogul 7u?
This performance sucked. It almost sucked enough to be redeem itself but not quite. All three djs played track after of 80s pop and Aussie rock anthems. So im like, get another drink and watch the girls dance. Still, the set was totally ridiculous and everyone seemed to be having a good time listening. Fraughman eventually saved the night by scratching the DJ's "extremely rare pink record",, the wanker DJ kicks fraughman in the nuts so fraughman socks him one in the jaw, grabs the said record and frisbees the fucker across the room smashing it in the process. its time to leave or so says the flakey bouncer... and we do.

Recently performing in Melbourne, beside Lucas Abela and Curse ov Dialect he stepped up his so called game and let us know what was what,,, the toecutter sound. i dont know what makes a man want to own a particular sound such as this but, hell,,, dude you can have it.
As far as I can tell Toecutter is a pretty regular 20 something with noticeable eccentricities. Whether he is good at writing music or not is beside the point, he is a showman though and through. He seems to have magnetism and charisma that sucks people in and compells them to watch if not actually enjoy his performance. He can be very aloof and seems to be at all times consciously aware of this charm and influence. Somewhere in the same arena as a movie star or politician. no offense to the notable exception - arnie.

Toecutters new Album “Real Sexual People” is a mish mash and unorganised tribute to Aussie Sex, Euro Sex, Kiwi Sex and Most other forms of intercourse. Front cover is toecutters nutsack with nasty coloured thong drawn tight across the whitest toe has to offer. . . nudie images are also inside. Suitable for perverts of any colour or creed.
He’ll probably be a HOT BODY OF THE WEEK sooner or later too. Watch out for an interview.

PHOTO FROM RIGHT:
TOECUTTER, SHITMAT, SICKBOY
PROPS TO INTOXICATED FOR THE USE OF THIS IMAGE

BELOW:
ARNIE